The working breastfeeding Mom Part 1

Here you go mom.....
So as we all know, I breastfeed, and work.....therefore I pump. Do I enjoy pumping NO? However I must do it in order for my daughter to live, us not be broke, and to please my mother....hehe. No I really do enjoy it. So every morning I get my pump ready, pack my blue ice, 20,000 breast pads and head to work. I have decided to pump in a certain room at my daycare...little did I realize until today that I was pumping in front of a window....I realized this when the pre-k parents started lining up to drop their children off...I glared out the window thinking "aw they cant see in here" then I noticed the incredibly large woman in the white mini van STARING at me....so I waved. She quickly turned her head and acted like she did not see me......I guess we will see tomorrow if she decides to look in the window again....if so....maybe she will get another wave....depending on my mood...maybe my middle finger, who knows!! Hey, I will let you all know tomorrow! So I continue my pumping....and of course I get 23 phone calls as I pump...so my co-worker comes in, phone in hand....and hand over her eyes, (as if she has never seen a boob before, she has 2 of her own for god sake) anyhow she says "Jennifer, you got a phone call" So I say " come on in" she replies " But i dont wanna make you nervous b.c I know if you get nervous you dont squirt right", I then reply " come on it, I am squirting JUST FINE" . So I have decided next time she decides to take her daily, always on time bowel movement, I will knock on the bathroom door when she receives a phone call, ask her if she can take it, or if it would make her nervous and cause HER not to squirt right. That will be another blog....stay tuned for the results of that one. I have decided that maybe I could advertise my breastfeeding as part of "the daycare" It could go something like this...."Come to our daycare, you get 2 meals, a snack and a breast show every 3 hours.....starting at 7am in the pre-k car line up"
Maybe we could get more customers that way. I have a headache, I am turning in for the night. Until tomorrow......