First day back at work

Ok so here is how my first day back at work went. Alarm goes off at 5:45 am, husband reaches over and turns it off without waking his beautiful wife.....6:20 and baby wakes up and beautiful wife looks at the alarm clock and yells "OH SHIT....I have to leave in 10 mins, damnit Vic you turned the alarm off!" I am now late. I get up, dont brush my hair, DO brush my teeth, feed the baby and make it to work only 7 mins late....whew. Get to work call Vic, Tristan is at school, so far so good. Hour later call Vic.....still good. Hour later, call Vic ....he is stressed and baby has been crying and crying....I freak, I lactate, I get a stomach ache....so I call my mom at work, she makes me feel better...as always. Stupid boss gets to work....ruins my day as usual...paperwork all over the damn office....i am aggravated, so I call Vic again, as if I was not aggravated enough.....baby is STILL screaming and I have "ruined her". SHUT UP! Leave work....get home. Mr. Mom did ok all except the raspberry on Kate's forehead, her skinned knee, the house being a disaster, no wash done, and dinner not taken out or planned. I come home, feed the baby, do the wash, think of dinner, talk to Tristan about school, ask Kate about her "fall", give the baby a bath and get her to sleep in her pack and play.....she has not screamed at all since I have been home. Oh then I cleaned the house, vaccummed and have got ready for the next day....Tristan's back pack ready, clothes picked out, breastmilk thawing....
If i were rich I would order a pizza as I have to cook dinner while Vic bathes the other 2 kids....I have to get up at 5am tomorrow and do this all over again....life is so fun.
I need sleep...I need a hotel room ALONE. Dear God what have I done....maybe Vic will get a job now!!
Gotta go as the chicken is thawed. Until tomorrow.......

P.S. Dont get me wrong, I do love the husband....dearly.