Teething necklace?

So has anyone ever heard of the new "teething necklace?" wow! LAME! Who would buy a necklace that would allow your child to eat something around your neck? That is a bit disturbing to me. Anyhow, need to catch up on here a bit I guess. Thank you to the ones that are helping me make money, I sure do need it. So I am still at work....I work 630-230 everyday, is my boss happy with this...no. Do I care? Double no. Erin screams all day for Vic, therefore, I get about 5 e-mails a day from Vic telling me how all she is doing is screaming screaming screaming. Then I get home and he quickly passes the baby off to me (which I dont mind). I can now testify that men are not made to be stay at home dads, at least my man that is. I come home after working 8 hours, and no consecutive sleep may I add, anyhow I come home and straighten up, put laundry in, get Tristan's things ready for the next day, do his homework with him, give 2 of the 3 kids a bath, help with dinner, lay 2 out of the 3 kids down for bed, take my shower, and prepare for my day the next day. I shortened the stages of all these chores, there is really way more to it. I am not complaing, just venting. So tonight I can gladly say we are not doing anything. Tomorrow is baseball, Sat is his first game, I have to work 3-6 at a kids sale that i am selling in, then Sunday is Erin's baptism....then we are back to Monday again. Boooo. Tomorrow is pet's day at Tristan's school and it is impossible for Vic to bring 2 kids and a dog for show and tell. I am thinking I may dip out of work early and surprise him with Lucy. Well the baby is hungry...until next time. Chow.

The working breastfeeding Mom Part 1

Here you go mom.....
So as we all know, I breastfeed, and work.....therefore I pump. Do I enjoy pumping NO? However I must do it in order for my daughter to live, us not be broke, and to please my mother....hehe. No I really do enjoy it. So every morning I get my pump ready, pack my blue ice, 20,000 breast pads and head to work. I have decided to pump in a certain room at my daycare...little did I realize until today that I was pumping in front of a window....I realized this when the pre-k parents started lining up to drop their children off...I glared out the window thinking "aw they cant see in here" then I noticed the incredibly large woman in the white mini van STARING at me....so I waved. She quickly turned her head and acted like she did not see me......I guess we will see tomorrow if she decides to look in the window again....if so....maybe she will get another wave....depending on my mood...maybe my middle finger, who knows!! Hey, I will let you all know tomorrow! So I continue my pumping....and of course I get 23 phone calls as I pump...so my co-worker comes in, phone in hand....and hand over her eyes, (as if she has never seen a boob before, she has 2 of her own for god sake) anyhow she says "Jennifer, you got a phone call" So I say " come on in" she replies " But i dont wanna make you nervous b.c I know if you get nervous you dont squirt right", I then reply " come on it, I am squirting JUST FINE" . So I have decided next time she decides to take her daily, always on time bowel movement, I will knock on the bathroom door when she receives a phone call, ask her if she can take it, or if it would make her nervous and cause HER not to squirt right. That will be another blog....stay tuned for the results of that one. I have decided that maybe I could advertise my breastfeeding as part of "the daycare" It could go something like this...."Come to our daycare, you get 2 meals, a snack and a breast show every 3 hours.....starting at 7am in the pre-k car line up"
Maybe we could get more customers that way. I have a headache, I am turning in for the night. Until tomorrow......